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2003-07-04 - 8:49 p.m. Some orchestra is playing on the TV right now. It is NOT the Boston Pops. Damn you, Boston Pops, and your lack of televisedness. As my sister always says, good orchestral conductors have floppy hair. And Keith Lockhart has suitably floppy hair. This conductor does not. Does any kind of alcohol come in IV form? 'Cause if there is, hook me up baby. I'm going to go play my flute or go hide or something. Stupid holi- OH SWEET LORD A SQUEAKING THING JUST RAN THROUGH THE HOUSE AND THE CAT WAS CHASING IT AND IT RAN INTO MY ROOM AND THE CAT FOLLOWED AND THEN THE CAT CAME OUT CARRYING A MOUSE IN HER MOUTH!!!! BUT NOW THE MOUSE IS GONE AND THE CAT IS STARING AT THE CORNER AND IF I FIND A DEAD MOUSE IN MY ROOM IN THE MORNING I AM SO GOING TO CALL IN SICK TO WERK TOMORROW BECAUSE NOBODY SHOULD BE EXPECTED TO GO TO WERK IF THEY STEP ON A DEAD MOUSE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!! -days with no one to go to picnics with. :( Dolly Parton is now singing "When Johnny Comes Marching Home". I cant handle this. I'm going to go find some booze now. Happy Fourth of July and stuff. Woo. 
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