I have foreseen the coming of the apocolypse. Ok, not really. But do you know what people in Craptown will be wearing on their feet when the apocolypse occurs? Shoes from Sears. I know this because I spent eight hours unboxing and de-papering and putting away scads and scads of shoes.

Scads, people. You have no idea. Picture a tractor trailer. Now imagine this tractor trailer has on it maybe a few power saws, a few cartons of PANTS, a couple ugly bathroom garbage cans, maybe six or seven comforters. This wouldn't take up the entire tractor trailer, naturally.

Now imagine the rest of said tractor trailer is filled with shoes.

Yep.

Yeeeeeeep.

Even Manager Girl was helping with the stock today. She said "I've never seen this many shoes in my life!" That's a baaaaaaaaaaaad sign.

Oh, and there was a little girls shoe that came in called "Flute" (remember there was an "Oboe", "Piano", and "Mandolin"?).

"Flute" is a very ugly shoe.

It's a sign.

That is all.

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