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I'd rather be an organ grinder's goat than eat blue ketchup.
2003-06-21 - 2:14 p.m.


So. Guess which book is now currently residing on my kitchen table? :)

On the bus to the mall this morning, I looked out the window and saw yet another groundhog. What is with all the groundhog sightings lately, in the middle of the city, no less? Is this a sign of my approaching doom? Or is snow in July a sure thing? Please sign the guestbook with your thoughts, comments, and recipes for roast chuck. Woodchuck, that is. Thank you.

Um, earlier the cat was asleep on top of a box of old National Geographics. She must be interested in either the rings of Saturn or Asiatic lions. Such a smart kitty. Anyway, it was cute and if I had a scanner and/or a working camera I would show you but I have neither so nevermind.

Alright, here is a wee little survey borrowed from Nicole:

Five foods that sound revolting:

1) different-colored ketchup (other than the usual red, mind you)

2) pork rinds

3) caviar

4) pate

5) escargot

Obviously, I am not cut out to be a snooty rich person, as evidenced by numbers 3-5.

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Five "children's" movies that I loathe

Actually, wait. I have to change this question. I can't even think of five movies that I loathe, let alone five children's movies. So instead, I will say

Five books that I loathe:

1) "The Pushcart War"

2) "Hard Times"

3) "Their Eyes Were Watching God"

4) "The Shelters of Stone"

5) "The Scarlet Letter"

Now, #5 would have been a nice book, if we hadn't had to overanalyze it to death. And as for #4, Ms. Auel, what happened? You revolutionized the caveman porn genre, and yet with your long-awaited latest work, you let it fall to pieces.

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Five jobs I'd rather be an organ grinder's monkey than take

1) dentist

2) e-mail spammer

3) telemarketer

4) teacher

5) organ grinder's goat

Organ grinders could have goats.

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Okay, that is all. Time for a nap and much, much reading. Adieu, mes cheries. :)

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