So yeah. I just made stuff up.

"Oh yes, this one just came in this week!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Naturally, she didn't buy a single pair of shoes. Naturally, she left the six pairs she did try on strewn about all over the floor. Of course, this all happened at 8:30, when I was busy scrambling to put up the stupid shoe signs (damn signing people always making me do their work for them and then always leaving their crap lying around the shoe department!). Grrrrrr.

Enough werk talk. Gah. That's all I talk about nowadays, in my current state of lacking a life of any sort. But I have a day off tomorrow, finally! Thank Jeebus, as I have to work 7:45-5 Sunday. That is suckage of the most heinous variety.

Anyway, while the bookstore did call to say my Harry Potter book will be in tomorrow, I promised the sister that I would not start it until she got a copy. Besides, I have the fourth book to finish anyway.

So dearest sister of mine, do not despair. :)

Hmmmm. I have next Thursday through Sunday off. Technically I am supposed to use that time to remove all of my crap that I have stored in my sister's room. But I would not be adverse to a quick trip to oh, I don't know, Vegas or something. Who's with me?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh such qualities of boringness and stupidity that emanate from my general direction!

I'm lonely. Hold me. Or better yet, get me drunk, take pictures, and send them to the N@tional Enquirer. That's some good dirt there.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*sigh*

Goodnight all. :)

P.S. If you click that very bottom link on the left side down there, you will find a random entry from yours truly. Thanks Andrew, the Grand Poobah and Otherwise High Priest of All That is Good and Diaryland-like. :)

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