Woohoo! Today is "Lets all go to werk drunk" Day! 2003-05-17 - 9:21 a.m.
Hmmm. This whole Super Saturday sale thing. We need to spice it up a little bit I think. How about "Let Shoe Girl go to werk drunk" day?
Wait, that won't werk. I'd have to consume a lot of booze in the forty minutes I have until werk.
(So why the hell am I writing this now?)
"Let Shoe Girl drink at werk" day?
Perhaps that's better. "Free shoes for everyone Shoe Girl knows" Day? That'll work too. Everyone will want free shoes just to get a chance to see Sarah drunk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yes ok time to stop with the silliness. Happy Saturday everyone!