1) Tenacious D - "Rock your socks off"

2) Bon Jovi - "Blaze of Glory"

3) Ben Folds Five - "Brick"

4) Blind Melon - "Soak the sin"

5) Blondie - "Heart of glass"

6) Guns 'N Roses - "Back off bitch"

7) John Denver/Linda Ronstadt (I think)/Peter, Paul, & Mary/Chantal Kreviazuk (sp?)/etc. - "Leaving on a jet plane"

8) Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet with butterfly wings"

9) Erykah Badu - "Green Eyes"

10) Ramones - "Teenage Lobotomy"

11) REM - "Everybody Hurts"

12) Van Halen - "Jump" (David Lee Roth is the MAN)

13) Violent Femmes - "Blister in the sun"

14) Beatles - "Back in the U.S.S.R."

15) Oasis - "Champagne Supernova"

16) Fiona Apple - "Criminal"

17) Duran Duran - "Hungry like the wolf"

18) Black Sabbath - "Iron Man"

19) Rolling Stones - "You can't always get what you want"

20) Cyndi Lauper - "Girls just wanna have fun"

21) 4 Non Blondes - "What's up?"

22) Green Day - "Longview"

23) Dixie Chicks - "Cowboy take me away"

24) Poison - "Unskinny Bop"

25) Bob Marley - "Hallelujah"

26) Lynyrd Skynyrd - "Poison Whiskey"

27) the "Little Mermaid" soundtrack - "Part of that world"

28) Sum 41 - "In too deep"

29) Veruca Salt - "Seether"

30) Jimi Hendrix - "Voodoo Chile"

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And there you have it. Have I ever mentioned the fact that the best people to dis are basketball players? Followed very closely by stupid people. Mmmyes.

Surely my previous entry was more interesting. Or not. But boring people are the new black. Remember that. Goodnight, and may the Schwartz be with you. In my own mind, I'm the dopest trip. Peace out, homizzies.

(Please excuse the oddness. I've drank about two gallons of iced tea in the space of about five hours. Too much channeling of my inner Southern belle (or is that inner weirdo?), I'm afraid.)

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