Crackhead redneck retarded monkey number 5 2003-02-26 - 3:53 p.m.
Songs of the moment: Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody", Skynyrd - "Sweet Home Alabama", Blur - "Woo hoo"
I have a checking account now. I feel all grown up and stuff. Yeah. But see I went to the nice bank, the one where my dad's cousin used to work at. Apparently he doesn't anymore. The lady who opened my account noticed my last name, and asked if our families were close. Obviously not.
But yeah. I like cash. :) Walking back from the bank, I looked very closely at Eckerd, and I looked very closely at the liquor store two store down in the shopping plaza.
Chocolate? Booze? Unfortunately I chose the chocolate. The only chocolate booze they have around here is at Applebee's. Mmmmm.... mucho mudslide....
Applebee's? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
People that I know all suck. :-P
Does anyone find it disturbing that I just attempted to Harlem Shake to Lynyrd Skynyrd? Dear God I dance like a retarded monkey on lots and lots of crack. A redneck monkey, at that.
I am in a ridiculously good mood all of the sudden. It must be the weather. It's 28 degrees outside! Holy heatwave, Batman!