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Saturday's lament
2003-01-11 - 11:50 p.m.


Lament for a lost Saturday

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As fun as it is to put

Ten wintergreen Altoids in your mouth

All at once, while inserting the word

'Wanker' after every line in a certain

'Arry Potta' movie, and tickling your

Little sister until tears of laughter

Run down her cheeks, as you both pine for

Chocolaty pudding goodness,

I think it would be much more fun to

Visit every chain restaurant imaginable

In search of food and straw wrappers, before

Watching movies until 4 AM, deeply engaged

In a gummy bear battle to the "death", upon which

You are led to your own make-believe funeral in the snow

As you try to keep peels of laughter from

Escaping your tightly-closed lips, until

A snowball is stuffed down the back of your

Coat, and you laugh hysterically anyway.

So instead I sit here, allowing my butt to mold into

The shape of this chair and my eyes to be

Fried from the radiation emitted from these pretty

Sites on the web, as my breath is curiously fresh

And my mind is left pondering a career in pudding wrestling.

What's so great about Jell-o anyway?

-Mangofarmer, 1/11/03

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