I'm a mon-key! And I wanna play the trumpet! I'm a mon-key! And I wanna play the trumpet!

(Beef, that's what's for dinner. Even if you've spent many many days in the desert. My 10 year old daughter can play better than that.)

"Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song and I'll try not to sing out of key... I want somebody to love!"

Hurry up. No, wait. This is just fantasy. Even if you meet the band Journey.

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I need to get that off my chest. Now, if you would excuse me, I'm going to go crawl back into a hole somewhere. Goodnight.

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Wait- now a survey: 1. your name spelled backwards: haras

2. where were your parents born? Mom- Tennessee, Dad-Germany

3. what is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? I dunno, songs off Kazaa?

4. what's your favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

5. last time you swam in a pool? December 2001 in Arizona

6. have you ever been in a school play? yep

7. how many kids do you want? two- preferably a boy and a girl

8. type of music you dislike most? rap

9. are you registered to vote? Yes.

10. do you have cable? Yep, digital.

11. have you ever ridden on a moped? nope

12. ever prank call anybody? maybe once or twice

13. ever get a parking ticket? One has to have a car to get such a thing.....

14. would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? probably not

15. furthest place you ever traveled? Arizona

16. do you have a garden? It's just a bunch of weeds right now.

17. what's your favorite comic strip? 9 Chickweed Lane

18. do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yes.

19. bath or shower, morning or night? shower in the morning

20. best movie you've seen in the past month? "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

21. favorite pizza topping? mushrooms

22. chips or popcorn? chips

23. what color lipstick do you usually wear? none

24. have you ever smoked peanut shells? People do that?

25. have you ever been in a beauty pageant? no

26. orange juice or apple? apple

27. who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Emily- Applebee's

28. favourite type chocolate bar? Heath

29. when was the last time you voted at the polls? this November

30. last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Mmmmmm. I ate dozens this summer. :)

31. have you ever won a trophy? Yes.

32. are you a good cook? Yeah kinda.

33. do you know how to pump your own gas? See #13.

34. ever order an article from an infomercial? nope

35. sprite or 7-Up? 7-Up

36. have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? nope

37. last thing you bought at a pharmacy? shave gel

38. ever throw up in public? Oh god. Yes.

39. would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? true love

40. do you believe in love at first sight? maybe

41. ever call a 1-900 number? nope

42. can exes be friends? I doubt it.

43. who was the last person you visited in a hospital? my grandmother after her heart attack

44. did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? I guess?

45. what message is on your answering machine? whatever the tinny pre-programmed message is

46. what's your all-time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? I only watch it once in a great while so no favorites.

47. what was the name of your first pet? Leftover

48. what is in your purse? wallet, lip gloss, keys, Altoids, change, garbage

49. favorite thing to do before bedtime? read

50. what is one thing you are grateful for today? breathing

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