"This float is made from 30000 daisies, 46 dandelions, the skins of twelve dead boa constrictors, eight recycled plastic garbage cans, and is more than ten times the height of eight pee wee football players from Hickville, Michigan."

"Speaking of Hickville, here are the Hickville High School Marching Hicks! 125 strong, these kids raised money to come to New York by selling citrus fruit, frozen pizzas, vacuums, and their souls. Now listen as they play a rousing rendition of Britney Spears' modern classic, 'Oops, I did it again!' "

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So Happy Thanksgiving and/or Happy Thursday to everyone. Perhaps some of the french fried onions will actually make it into the green bean casserole. We shall have to see. ;)

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