I had french fries and a popsicle for dinner. Actually I really do miss being around campus and/or salad bars around campus. I really can be a healthy eater when I want to be. I just lack healthy food. I should be really fat now, but I'm not whatsoever. Surely I'll be really fat when I'm old. Fat, deaf, blind, stupid, smelly... the list goes on I'm sure. ;)

Anyway, what I really want is a shrubbery. And no, I don't just want to watch "Monty Python". Although that would be nice, albeit impossible, considering my VCR and its state of deadness. I'm dead serious. I want a shrubbery. A very large shrubbery that I can plant all the way around the yard so no one else can get in. Then I wouldn't even need to go to Tahiti to become a hermit. I could stay here and walk around outside in the yard sometimes and maybe in 20 years or so my sister can come and visit me and it will look just like "The Secret Garden", because all the rosebushes out back will get all overgrown. There may even be little English kids running around, but one can never be sure.

Time for bed most likely. Tomorrow is just another lonely day.

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