There are no words. Really. 2002-09-17 - 5:19 p.m.
So... have you peed in a cup lately?
Normally I would never discuss such a thing but I would just like the world to know that, for the record, I am apparently not on drugs.
Yet.
And guys, just so you know, working as a medical technician can be a wonderful and fulfilling job. But I cannot fathom how a girl who has just handed you a cup of, well, you know... really wants to tell you her sign! This is just for future reference.
Well since then my day has consisted of an extra shower and a nap. So I think I'm fine now. I'm obviously here on the edge of my seat waiting excitedly to start work. :-P
Now if you would please excuse me, I have glue to sniff as I bash my head repeatedly against a wall while listening to Marilyn Manson.